J. Calvin “Bimp” Smith has been on the Internet forever. Okay, to be honest, some of that time was spent on an Intranet for his job. But he was there before computers were on workers’ desks! He is a Christian Zen Discordian, a Federal Government retiree (1979-2012, R.I.P.), and the Tenor Section Leader at a local church to help make ends meet … oh, yes, and to the Glory of God. (I did warn you about the Christian Zen Discordian part.)